It's new. It's fabulous. It's...ME!!!

Yes, everyone, welcome and hello to my new blog. As you can very clearly see (I made it so you would), this blog is about ME. So if, for some reason, you have a problem with that, you shouldn't be reading this blog. I am going to focus on MY problems, MY life, MY choices, and MY opinions. So. I am going to have the BEST BAT MITZVAH EVER and you are all going to like it. I am having Ice and Fire themes for both, so here it will be ice and the other one will be fire. So you have to dress up (formally) in either white, black or light blue; I will not tolerate any other colors. Plus, the bouncers won't let you in. You MIGHT receive a plastic ice cube with all the information on it. IF I think you deserve it. If you end up not getting one, it is ENTIRELY your fault.
So. Yes. Tune in next time to hear more about...
MEEEEEEE!!!!!